Photo by 瀬能リョージ
*points at lunar eclipse* what the fuck is this, some tumblr social justice bullshit?
-16° 18’ 8.15”, -73° 23’ 47.87”
*tips cigarette* m’taphor
on his shell he holds the earth
here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree
are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke
can’t handle these.
your url is making me nervous
*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”
"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"
"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"
so i decided to support the crop top movement.
i got a little carried away.
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.